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londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep 

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judahlaska:

He could literally be describing me.
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idcau:

i hate myself but at the same time i think im better than everyone in my whole school

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arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘
‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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tarotdactylskittles:

rneerkat:

i think im falling for you… maybe wintering.. summering perhaps

and something in my pants is definitely springing up for you